Why you do this thing? Bleh
1. I’m pretty damn good at doing different accents and voices. I once convinced a co-worker of Jess’s that I was from Ireland.
2. I draw really well with knives.
3. I’m really good at not giving a shit if someone doesn’t like me or says something mean about me. Their loss yo.
4. I do the Washington Post crossword puzzle most days in under 30 minutes because I’m super smart.
5. I’m a fiercely loyal friend. Honest but not mean, and I will tear someone’s face off if they make my friends feel shitty. I will tear their face off and smear my hands with their blood while telling you how fierce you look.
I’ll send this to someone or no one. Who knows. Glaring at you Red.