Oh yes, this is congealed coffee some very nice customer left. I picked up the game to put it up right. That’s right folks, days old coffee all over my hands. I hate everyone.

Sometimes, I feel like this all the time.

(Source: harlequindolly, via rizzapiff)

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

This.

(Source: crazyfrogvevo, via garaks)

toughtink:

skully-pens:

purplepeepbits:

Whoa! Animated embroidery! 

This is fucking animated embroidery!!! not only did they do it once but TWICE!!!

I have no excuse never to animate anything ever.

My god!*o*

uh….the second one is just the first one from the other side. this is impressive, and it’s interesting to see both sides but yeah. same piece.

(Source: lumber)

I’m going to an open painting night with my mom. I forgot to put on real shoes when I left the house.

Suck it bitches, I’ve been pronouncing it right the whole time! “jif” not “gif” Snobby bastards.

alizabug:

Steven gets a hold of a magical time travel device and does what any kid would do - he uses it to make jokes. But toying with magic draws trouble to his sleepy beach town and Steven has to step up and save the day - with more jokes.

STEVEN UNIVERSE LOOKS AMAZING!!! WATCH THE PREVIEW!!!

I have two friends who work on this show, so you should watch it. I SAID WATCH IT! I will come find you and make you watch it, but I wont because you’ll already be watching it and I wont have to.

(via nooby-banana)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Not really.

(via mildmodern-girl)

gothiccharmschool:

From one of my all-time favorite episodes of the Muppet Show. Yes, this one, and the one where Vincent Price was the guest star. Favorite. Episodes. 

(Source: likeanantennastraighttoheaven)

oddpicturesoddpeople:

barbie-wears-pink-aviators:

BECAUSE

AND ALSO

JUST

LET ME JUST SAY

IF YOU DON’T ALREADY THINK THIS WOMAN IS AN AMAZONIAN PRINCESS

YOU ARE DOING IT TOO WRONG FOR WORDS.

I didn’t know I needed this, but now I do.

THIS! OH MY GOD THIS!

(via toughtink)

onesmexyconsultingtardis:

lokisprisoner:

queen-m4rceline:

How I feel waking up every morning

HOW I FEEL WAKING UP EVERY MORNING.

AHAHA

Thirded on the EVERY MORNING!

(via nooby-banana)

fyeahbehindthescenes:

During one lunch break during the shooting of Avengers, Tom Hiddleston stole Captain America’s Shield and Thor’s Hammer. He then texted this photo to Chris Hemsworth and Chris Evans and claimed he wouldn’t give them back.

The Avengers (2012)

(via nooby-banana)

literaryreference:

You know how it is, right, ladies? You know a guy for a while. You hang out with him. You do fun things with him—play video games, watch movies, go hiking, go to concerts. You invite him to your parties. You listen to his problems. You do all this because you think he wants to be your friend.

But then, then comes the fateful moment where you find out that all this time, he’s only seen you as a potential girlfriend. And then if you turn him down, he may never speak to you again. This has happened to me time after time: I hit it off with a guy, and, for all that I’ve been burned in the past, I start to think that this one might actually care about me as a person. And then he asks me on a date.

I tell him how much I enjoy his company, how much I value his friendship. I tell him that I really want to be his friend and to continue hanging out with him and talking about our favorite books or exploring new restaurants or making fun of avant-garde theatre productions. But he rejects me. He doesn’t answer my calls or e-mails; if we’d been making plans to do something before this fateful incident, these plans mysteriously fail to materialize. (This is why I never did get around to seeing the Hunger Games movie. Not to name any names, but thanks a lot, Tom.) Later, when I run into him at social events, our conversations are awkward and lukewarm. This is because the moment we met, he put me in the girlfriend-zone, and now he can’t see me as friend material.

I must say that I find this really unfair. I mean, I’m a nice girl. I have a lot to offer as a friend, like not being a douchebag and stuff. But males just don’t want to be friends with nice girls like me. They can’t help it, I guess; it’s just how they’re wired, biologically. Evolution conditioned our male hominid ancestors to seek nice girls as mates and form friendship bonds only with the other dudes that they hunted mammoths with. It’s true—I know this because I studied hominids in my fifth-grade science class.

So what’s the answer? Should I take up mammoth-hunting in an attempt to appeal to the friendship centers of men’s primal lizardbrains? Should I keep making guy “friends” and then prevent them from making a move on me by subtly undermining their self-confidence? Should I just give up on those manipulative, game-playing, two-faced bastards once and for all? I don’t know. I mean, I’d really like to have a true friendship with a guy someday, but it’s so hard to trust and respect them when they never say what they mean—and you never know when you might be relegated to the girlfriend-zone.

Oh. My. Fucking. God. This. Is. Amazing!

(via toughtink)

wtfsexism:

sociologically:

vampishly:

peacepoetrypotter:

3rdwaveblackfeminist:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

there it is  ^^^^^

yup

this x 1000000000

For fucking serious. I was threatened by three dudebros because I didn’t respond to their catcalls.

This. Everywhere. All the time.

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via mildmodern-girl)

chris pine | c for men magazine

Hi.

(via ironspy)